Project Runway--Dear, Jeffrey...

Um, been catching bits and pieces of episodes here and there and today I managed to get a whole hour to watch an entire showing. I don't know what the final designer wins--I don't know anyone on the show or even favor anyone at this point. Well, that's not entirely true, but nonetheless, I don't much care who wins except for this one guy--JEFFREY.

Darling? You're a self-important, posturing STUPIDHEAD who spent overmuch time in the mirror with a hairbrush when he was a teen, wishing he was Prince.

Good luck with that.

Until then, do me a favor--do us all a favor. Next time you hit the CVS, locate and actively purchase the pills that will help you to behave like an ADULT. Buy the BIG BOTTLE. K? LOLLOL

The challenge for these up and comers was to make an outfit for a jet-setter. They had 75 bucks and 12 hours or something. 12 hours that Prince Jeffrey managed to spend at least some time tearing up some other chick designer and her mother. Don't know how mom got in there, but he couldn't shut up about it. Maybe he lost the last challenge, I dunno. I do know, had you shut yer mouth, spent more time on that purple thing you deemed jet-setting chic, you probably could have wowed those judges, leaving no room for anyone else to even have come close to beating your ass.

Cuz honestly, even if those crazy designers liked your cheesy rip-off of an outdated, Purple Rain outfit, you still suck in the decent human being category. Competition is a great thing. Everyone wants to win, but is it really necessary for you to roll your eyes and make faces when those fancy designers and buyers for big-time mags like somone else's design too?

Don't be such a baaaaaaby. Quit bein' a girl and make your gender proud.

Oh, and the other guy-- the one with the white hip-hop cargo pants and shirt outfit was a gozillion times better than those black, faux leather, studded jeans and purple jacket concotion you made was. So here's a big eye roll and a neener, neener, neener on YOU. LOL

And I don't care if you won the challenge either--I still wouldn't wear what you made to a tag-sale, let alone on a plane to Paris. Where do you go in your jet-setting mind when you jet-set, anyway? I'd use that jacket you made as a pillow before I'd wear it on a plane.

Oh, and another kudos to the chick who made the dress that I probably wouldn't wear on a plane cuz really, if I fall asleep, my legs are bound to go east and west and that could be problematic. LOLLOL. However, I loved the dress. Classic, nice lines, flowing. Spectacular!

I hope Jeffrey has to eat your shorts for being such a poopy head. LOLLOL

Dakota :)